Mozy makes a controversial t-shirt out of online backup

I came across this article today:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/27/mozy_back_the_fslash_up/

It was the image of the t-shirt that caught my eye…

There’s also a competition that they’re running, which is great for getting involvement from their users and customers:

http://www.computernightmare.com/cn/

Could you make a promotional item that your customers would actually want to wear or use in public?

Posted under Corporations with personality

This post was written by gordon_mullan on November 27, 2008

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How to get people to sponsor a cartoon

If I offered you a collection of cartoons from the last ten years as a book, would you buy it?

What if I told you it was a hardback?

And what if I told you it would cost you $75? And that alternatively, you could give a minimum donation of $100, and you’d get the book for free?

Well, one of my favourite cartoon strips sent me an email with exactly that offer in it - and bags of personality too! I’ve pasted the email below in it’s entirety, and it might help to know that Stef Murky is a slimy, morals-of-an-alleycat marketer character in the cartoon series, and Iliad is the cartoonist:


Stef Murky here. I got a hold of the mailing list. The mailing list that Illiad specifically marked “DO NOT ABUSE OR DEATH SHALL RAIN FROM ABOVE.”

SEEMS LIKE OPT-IN TO ME BABY!!

The real message is that the BIG BOOK OF UF TEN YEARS SUPER DUPER DOUBLEPLUS GOOD HARDCOVER EDITION has gone to press, and I Just Wanted To Let You Know because some of you were holding off to make sure, and also the run is Really Really Limited so if you want your copy you’d better get it soon! Also, if you order by November 20th and you’re in North America, we’ll get that book to you in time to slip it under the Christmas tree!

Single un-signed copies are available for $75 from the fine folks at
ComputerGear:
http://www.computergear.com/user-friendly-10th-anniversary-book.html

Better yet, simply upgrade or renew your Evil Genius in Training account and for a measly $100, I’ll make Smiling Man send you an AUTOGRAPHED Copy! (plus I’ve got illiad chained to a chair…):
http://ars.userfriendly.org/users/choosesponsorlevel.cgi

Now! Let’s talk about some real estate in a new development on Baffin Island! It’s–

***INTERRUPT
OUR SINCERE APOLOGIES FOR THIS EGREGIOUS ABUSE OF YOUR MAILBOX. THE OFFENDER HAS BEEN REMOVED AND HAS BEEN RE-PURPOSED AS A LOVE SLAVE FOR A LARGE, AFFECTIONATE RHINOCEROS. SAID ABUSE WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN, EXCEPT MAYBE A YEAR FROM NOW OR SO. - THE MANAGEMENT

If you haven’t read UserFriendly, do - it’s brilliant!

Posted under Products With Personality

This post was written by gordon_mullan on November 19, 2008

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Merry Christmas from the Personality Elf

You’ll no doubt see several versions of this but I just wanted to wish all readers of my blog a very Elfy Christmas!

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

Posted under Christmas

This post was written by gordon_mullan on November 18, 2008

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Incredibly moving music video from Devon Gundry - “Armed”

Something completely off topic, but this is such a beautiful and moving video and song, I had to share it.

It’s by Devon Gundry, it’s called “Armed”, and it’s from the writings of Baha’u'llah, the founder of the Baha’i Faith.


Devon Gundry - “Armed” from Justin Baldoni on Vimeo.

I defy anyone to watch it all the way through and not have a tear in their eye - it’s very moving.

Posted under Bahai, Music

This post was written by gordon_mullan on November 14, 2008

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A fantastic example of crap marketing

A blogger and entrepreneur I follow called Jeff Chavez of NorthStar Think Tank referenced a truck he’d seen recently:

I was driving next to a truck that was transporting some portable bathrooms. The company was called “Port-O-John.” On the door of the truck were these words, “The Number One Company in a Number Two Business!”

Now, if you needed portable toilets, I think this would stick in your mind!  It fulfils the criteria of:

  • Describing what the business does
  • Being memorable
  • Being relevant to the product or service
  • Providing a reason to call

That last point is slightly debatable since they haven’t ‘proved’ if or why they’re number one, but all-in-all, it’s a hell of a lot better than the kind of thing most businesses choose to put on their vans e.g.:

AJ Smith Sanitary Solutions
Tel: 01234 567890
Email: ajsss@yahoo.co.uk

If you have a van, take a look at it now.  Then ask yourself if it meets the criteria above.

If you’ve seen particularly good or particularly bad examples of van sign-writing, please leave me a comment below - I’m looking for examples for a special report I’m creating.

Thanks!

Posted under Marketing

This post was written by gordon_mullan on November 12, 2008

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Are you kissing your ass goodbye?

As I wrote in a post about The Old Man, The Boy and The Donkey, trying to be all things to all people is basically slow death to almost any business, but especially small business.

I came across a post today (again from John Jantsch) that addresses this subject, with a simple question and a challenge - Are You Waffling?

To quote some of his post: “In an attempt to broaden their market appeal [many businesses] craft target market descriptions that leave room for just about anyone who pledges to pay the bill, eventually. Or, equally offending, it takes 10-15 minutes to explain how they are different, you know, in a way that won’t turn any potential customers off.

Here’s the secret to success in good times and bad - stop waffling. Take a stand and make a marketing strategy commitment you can stick with.

Define your target market as narrowly as is humanly possible. Start by looking long and hard and what your profitable customers, the ones that already refer business to you, look like, think like, live like, value and fear. Now, eliminate all the jerks, cause you don’t have to work with them. Shake and not stir . . .”

He goes on to issue a challenge, but it’s the same challenge I ask every business I work with to take up…

Clearly define (demographically, geographically and/or psychographically) who are the kinds of customers you love to work with, find a way to exclude or at the very least dissuade the ’clients from hell’ (and we’ve all had ‘em!) that you don’t want to work with, and then target everything you do to your ideal customer.

There’s a principle called the Rule of Thirds when it comes to marketing, and it’s a rule you want to be comfortable with.  Basically, if you’re being really clear about who you’re marketing to, and what it is about you and the way you do business that’s unique or memorable, you hit the mark when:

  • 1/3rd of people love you for it
  • 1/3rd of people hate you for it
  • 1/3rd of people couldn’t give a monkeys either way

True talkability comes from having both passionate enthusiasts, and equally passionate detractors.  People love to argue, and if they’re arguing about loving or hating you, they’re talking about you - “Love me or hate me, but don’t ignore me!”

Now, let’s be clear here - if people hate you because your product or service is rubbish or sub-standard in some way, or you act like a complete a***-hole, then that’s definitely not a good thing.

However, taking me as an example, if people don’t like me because I’m a Northerner; I speak my mind; I call a spade a spade; and, although I can be very diplomatic, I tend not to pull my punches when discussing my opinion on marketing - then that’s just fine with me.

I don’t want to have to mind my P’s and Q’s when I’m trying to help you.  If you want marketing advice from someone who’ll pussyfoot about, and wrap you up in faint praise and flattery, you really need to be talking to someone else.  The door’s over there….ta. :-D

On the other hand, if you want straightforward, to the point, “that bit’s great, that bit’s OK, that bit sucks - and here’s several concrete ideas you can use to fix it”, then I’m your man.

I get very excitable sometimes, I talk a lot with my hands, and I do swear (mildly) sometimes - but if that’s how you want your marketing advice delivered, you’re in the right place my friend.

So - back to you.  Are you trying to be all things to all people, and getting dismissed as just another ‘whatever’?  If you are, then you’re kissing your ass goodbye

If you want help defining your ideal customer, and some support and ‘borrowed courage’ in standing out from the crowd, call me or drop me a line - I’d love to hear from you.

Posted under Marketing

This post was written by gordon_mullan on November 7, 2008

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The definition of branding (for small businesses)

I came across a great blog post today from a well-known and very successful small business marketer called John Jantsch, creator and author of Duct Tape Marketing.

In it, John gives a great definition of both marketing, and branding, as applied to small businesses:

“Marketing is getting someone who has a need to know, like and trust you. Most small business folks, exposed only to more academic definitions, really seem to appreciate the truthfulness of that characterization.

This same reader (Eddy) also asked then for my definition of branding (as it might relate to marketing)

So, here you go. Branding is the art of becoming knowable, likable and trustable.”

As a small businesses, customers are never going to know, like and (start to) trust you from your marketing if you talk in the same, lobotomised, corporate tone of voice that most everybody else does.

Until you start giving people the human face and personality behind your business, you’re going to continue to get dismissed as ‘just another [whatever]‘.

What can you do, right now, to start communicating your uniqueness to your target audience, in terms they care about?

 (For the full post, go to The definition of branding)

Posted under Marketing

This post was written by gordon_mullan on November 5, 2008

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